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 The Sexiest Pants These pants are so good. But Sean always looks good. I just wish I could be half as sexy as Sean. |
 Sexy Pants I am not really accustomed to buying clothes. All my shirts come from concerts, and my underwear and socks come in those target multi-packs. As for pants, I still have all the same pants that I got for my first year of high school. So I decided to get some new pants, and since I didn’t really know how I asked Mimi for help. Which was not really help because she can’t see anything beyond the color, she has no way of discerning shape, fit, or whatever else goes into choosing pants. So when it turned out one of the pants I got was a particularly “sexy” (strangulating) fit. Instead of being happy for me she just wanted a pair for herself, and if you thought they squeezed my thighs! |
July 1st, 2010 at 10:29 pm
Told ya!
Waiting is GOOD!
July 2nd, 2010 at 8:11 am
Every time you update a kitten begins to purr. I love your comics. Thank you.
July 2nd, 2010 at 5:20 pm
you were right! i shall never question your awesome might again!! LOL!!
July 2nd, 2010 at 6:35 pm
Sorry guys, I don’t know why I’m having so much trouble updating on time. It’s like I forgot how ):
July 3rd, 2010 at 2:49 am
I don’t get it. Why is he sad?
July 3rd, 2010 at 11:28 am
One, you guys seem taller, and two, I LOVE the fact that you treated the second panel(?) like it was an open window. It’s epic lulz.
July 4th, 2010 at 3:14 pm
^ I agree ^
July 6th, 2010 at 7:47 pm
@Ross: My understanding is after she got her own pair, she still wore Sean’s on top of her new pair. The innermost pair is really dark and difficult to see, but she’s actually wearing 3 pairs of pants in the penultimate panel. (By the way, I’d like to draw attention to the fact that I just correctly used the word ‘penultimate’ in a sentence, in case you didn’t notice.)
@Gamegeneral: They are taller, they don’t usually have legs in earlier comics.
Finally: Sexy legs, Sean! Keep up the fanservice!
July 8th, 2010 at 12:34 pm
@Han- Congratulations on using that most awesome of words.
July 19th, 2010 at 7:30 pm
Double pants bonus XD
July 22nd, 2010 at 12:24 pm
This is so worth the wait! Fantastic- I can’t wait for the next one!
July 26th, 2010 at 7:03 pm
*Strolls over to the you-know-what corner*
July 26th, 2010 at 10:24 pm
-Stand in the you-know-what corner with Cattle Prod-
Keep moving.
July 27th, 2010 at 10:20 pm
D:< Oy! *Summons my update hovercraft from several strips ago and firez ze lazors at you*
July 28th, 2010 at 3:26 pm
-Stuffs Tacos into your lazer hole, thus disabling it-
July 30th, 2010 at 8:30 am
-sits with popcorn, watching- ten bucks on Steven!
July 30th, 2010 at 9:56 pm
*Turns ship around and lets it have explosive lazer diarrhea all over steven.*
July 31st, 2010 at 1:17 am
I hope you know, this means war.
-Grabs his Chuck Norris, makes shotgun loading sound-
August 1st, 2010 at 1:36 am
VERY WELL!
*Grabs Saxton Hale and The Most Interesting Man in the World, who calls Oldspice Guy on his viking horn*
Good luck trying to break the international union of manly men!
August 2nd, 2010 at 4:05 am
I… I think I love you.
August 2nd, 2010 at 4:06 am
Ours would be a good comic story arc.
August 2nd, 2010 at 4:13 pm
‘Twould.
We make a great comedy duo.
Now let’s enjoy cigars, dos equis and monocle smiles while lifting weights.
August 2nd, 2010 at 4:14 pm
and don’t forget breakfast steaks!
August 2nd, 2010 at 7:01 pm
I already have my breakfast steak… And I’m on a horse.
August 3rd, 2010 at 10:25 pm
Yes, well I was about to finish my steak, but it is now diamonds. Oh well.
August 7th, 2010 at 5:08 pm
but of course none of you men smell like me
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August 7th, 2010 at 5:09 pm
aw goddammit
August 7th, 2010 at 10:49 pm
Yes, I’m glad I don’t smell like fail.
August 7th, 2010 at 11:22 pm
Jolly good jab old chap.
August 8th, 2010 at 6:55 pm
What is that even supposed to be?
August 8th, 2010 at 11:50 pm
The pants fell off!? o.o
August 9th, 2010 at 9:52 am
I believe he was trying to type out the old spice whistle on music lines. Which is ironic because oldspiceguy is right over there whistling it to hot women in bikinis who are petting wolves tamed by his very manliness alone.
Speaking of which, someone’s missing from this manly party.
Where’s Macguyver?
August 9th, 2010 at 12:03 pm
probobly out impailing opera singers with his magical magnificent mullet
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August 9th, 2010 at 12:04 pm
GOD DAMMIT CANT I DO ANYTHING RIGHT!?
August 9th, 2010 at 2:37 pm
It would appear not.
August 9th, 2010 at 9:17 pm
You can certainly fail right. Don’t worry, SOMEONE out there could use you. I hear the stormtroopers are hiring marksman instructors.
August 10th, 2010 at 11:53 am
…
-Facepalm-
Also, just to remind everyone… Again….
THERE IS A GOD DANGED FORUM!
I can see a thread on dabrams continued Failure being popular.
August 11th, 2010 at 10:13 am
Yes, but forums tend to be more regulated than commentboxes and as such I like commenting better. Plus I get to make funny comments!
August 12th, 2010 at 12:26 am
Dude, I’m the only one in the forums right now. There is no regulation, unless you’re a godforsaken spam bot.
August 12th, 2010 at 10:25 am
There I registered. Happy nao :D?
August 16th, 2010 at 9:21 pm
Please oh please update! i need this comic…for my survival…
o_o
August 24th, 2010 at 6:12 am
Weeeee! The chain of comments broke!
August 26th, 2010 at 11:14 pm
“Dear diary, day 61, I think:
I’ve refreshed the page for 87 hours now, hoping for something new… Deleted a spammer on the forums, don’t know why, no one is there to read it…. Contemplating making up strips and gluing them to my laptop’s screen… Don’t wanna mess up the laptop…”
August 29th, 2010 at 6:50 am
Dear Steven.
Use scotch tape.
Yes I read your diary.
Signed
Gamegeneral.
August 29th, 2010 at 12:37 pm
no update…. WHAAAAAAAAA!!! cry cry cry…. oh well i think it’s time to give up…
August 31st, 2010 at 10:04 pm
“Dear Diary, day 67, I think:
Found a note taped to last page… Apparently Gamegeneral, taking a break from studying all things manly, read my diary and suggested using tape… Tried several strips, but it just wasn’t the same.”
September 1st, 2010 at 1:32 pm
At this point, I’m coming more for the comments than to see if there’s an update.
And “Studying All things manly” Sounds like a subtle jab at my inclination.
However, being soundly secure in sexuality, I let it slide.
September 1st, 2010 at 5:05 pm
-Cough-LetItSlideUpYourPooper-Cough-
But seriously… We need comic nao plz.
September 2nd, 2010 at 11:07 am
We all need to collectively poke mimi.
AT the same time.
One…
Atwo-hoo
Athree
*Poke*
September 2nd, 2010 at 4:18 pm
-Pokes-
September 4th, 2010 at 9:30 am
May this be approved when there is a new comic, or whenever they feel like approving it.
-pokes-
September 5th, 2010 at 10:08 pm
Man, I bet we’ll hit over 100 comments before they update.
September 6th, 2010 at 8:01 am
Yeah, but is that an awesome thing or a sucky thing?
September 6th, 2010 at 8:12 am
It’s awesome in one way, sucky in another.
September 7th, 2010 at 5:06 pm
*POKE!!!!!!!!!!*
September 7th, 2010 at 5:38 pm
Sometimes…I have these dreams.
In these dreams they post a new comic and my day is made.
My dream has not come true yet….
September 8th, 2010 at 9:03 pm
Sheezus. How many comments does this thing take before it pages over?
*Throws a pie in the window hoping to hit the update button on Mimi’s computer*
September 10th, 2010 at 8:40 pm
If she uses Vista the Pie will probably be blocked by User Account Control. God I hate UAC so much….
September 10th, 2010 at 10:07 pm
Hey… just stopping to say that I miss you guys D:
September 18th, 2010 at 11:31 am
I’ve waited so long for this next comic that I am actually on a NEW computer now. See what you’ve made me do?
September 18th, 2010 at 1:04 pm
Oh man, i;ve waited so long for an update. I hope you guys are doing allright!
September 19th, 2010 at 2:25 am
-Plays “The End” by The Doors. And Cries.-
September 28th, 2010 at 10:07 pm
*Thinks he is still the only one coming back on a daily basis*
*Offers Steven some Nacho Bugles*
September 30th, 2010 at 4:17 am
*Also comes back on a daily basis.*
*About to set this into the “check weekly” bookmarks folder…*
*cough* Ahem, hello.
September 30th, 2010 at 7:39 pm
All joking aside, how did you know of my love for Nacho Bugles?
Also, I come by a couple times daily, and the two other surviving forum members post now and again…
October 4th, 2010 at 8:26 am
I had a hunch about the bugles thing, considering the fact that ALL cool people like bugles.
October 4th, 2010 at 4:43 pm
So very true.
October 5th, 2010 at 8:00 pm
they’re like hats
but for fingers
not nacho flavored though
go original or bust
October 6th, 2010 at 7:57 pm
I went to the local depository of snack (and other) foods recently and did not see a single bag of Bugles.
I was quite sad.
I am still Bugle-less and sad.
October 10th, 2010 at 8:52 am
YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE CHEESE. NOM NOM NOM