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 Story Time Back when I was a tiny baby in high school I had what you might consider an “erotic” dream. In the dream I was sitting at a desk in my math class room across from a cute boy (coincidentally named Shaun) who proceeded to make the most delicious sandwich I had ever seen. I mean, it had everything you could ever want on a sandwich. I watched for what seemed like hours as he slowly constructed this masterpiece. Just as I was about to eat the sandwich, my mom woke me up for school. I was pissed. Anyway, last friday Sean made me a sandwich that I did get to eat. It was delicious, and besides, he’s much cuter. (cuter than the other guy, NOT the sandwich). |
 That’s a pretty sexy sandwich The next comic will be a collection of Polaroid photographs showing Mimi dumping me for the sandwich and her life getting progressively better and better. Including the obligatory wedding, and sandwich babies pictures. I die sad and alone… hungry. |
March 16th, 2009 at 5:46 am
A well constructed sandwich can usually satisfy me in ways a girl just never could!
March 16th, 2009 at 6:25 am
Whhhy must it be 6:30AM now. I want a sandwich
T minus 1.5 hours to waffles though. That will have to do.
March 16th, 2009 at 11:26 am
So hungry…
March 16th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
WHY DID IT HAVE TO BE ABOUT FOOD! All I’ve had to eat today is yogurt. My stomach is growling IRL.
*rolls over and dies*
March 16th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
I have semi-erotic dreams about sandwiches all the time. When they are made right they are AMAZING.
March 17th, 2009 at 3:03 am
The sandwich fetish has been born…God help us all.
March 17th, 2009 at 4:05 am
Mimi liek Sandvich
March 18th, 2009 at 4:49 am
As a followup to JennyG…
OM NOM NOM
March 26th, 2009 at 10:28 am
Rule 34, baby. Hot sandwich on sandwich action awaits.
April 13th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Hahaha. I always think this when my housemate makes his bachelor manwich.