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 Ranch and Pizza Sauce If I think too hard about what happened with the pizza, I might throw up. It was everywhere… and the noises… But I can’t really judge Derek, because I have just as much trouble eating, if not more. I drop food all the time, right before I’m about to put it in my mouth (and sometimes right after I put it in my mouth). Derek and I both share a love of ranch dressing and mayonnaise, and we both horrify Sean with our eating habits. |
 That Pink Mess Words cannot convey how disgusting that truly was. Derek has trouble eating. I mean he feeds himself fine. Just the process of getting the food from the plate to his stomach is the most horrific process any living being can witness with gouging their own eyes out. I thought about it. Derek is getting better though. I have had at least three meals with him lately where he managed to consume his food without hindering my own consumption. |
October 11th, 2008 at 3:01 pm
I actually tried ranch on pizza once. It was delicious.
I love mayo, and ranch too! Really, they are the best condiments out there. Mayo on hot dogs, ranch with fires OR mayo with fries, mayo on my sammiches, ranch on my burgers, mayo on my burgers… ketchup is only on burgers, with mayo, and hot dogs, with mayo. But, at school, I don’t put mayo or ranch on my burgers. Only ranch. And I DIP the burger. I still put ranch in it, but I dip it too. When I get burgers at restaurants, I dip it in ranch still.
November 16th, 2008 at 10:20 am
I love the little “RANCH!!” in the first panel. It’s so cute.
September 14th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
see, i do this all the time, it freaks people out. mixing food is ALWAYS good
April 26th, 2010 at 9:34 am
Ranch and pizza is delicious, so is ranch and spaghetti, it makes it all creamy and good.